London's Top 5 Companies Named i[Word] Not Affiliated with Apple

Most of these company names I saw on the sides of vans or concrete mixing trucks in London, June of 2024. There is nothing better than a little bit of lateral branding infection, and this has been going on for way longer than the iPhone has existed. This is iMac level stuff.

1. iMist: Fire Suppression Systems

This one I saw from the bus and had to write down on the back of my hand because I didn't have any paper.

2. iMix Concrete

As with iMist, the idea that the "i" can introduce an entire sentence, with the verb being your job, iMix (Concrete) thrills. Seen on the side of a massive concrete truck.

3. iFix Centre

It's nice when the company is gunning for actual Apple customers, that's what this kind of rip off is really for.

4. iMakr Studio

Specialists in 3D fabrication. Like "I make her?" Like the stupid Led Zeppelin song. iHatr!

5. iPlaster.uk

Technically this outfit is based in Berkshire, but their gorgeous url is, simply, iPlaster.uk. Stunning