Email Updates From the Queer Farm Everyone Else Ran Away To
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Daniel Lavery
"I was known as the Baby of the World"
"I became a National Treasure at 5 or 8 yrs. old and l have lots of honors. I was known as the Baby of the World, when I was a child."
All the Food in Ursula Parrott's 1929 Novel "Ex-Wife" and Whether I Would Eat It
"We ate tomato en gelée, and lobster, and alligator pears—the preposterous sort of meal women order when they are dining together."
Lines From The "Misery" Shooting Script About Sheriff Buster That I Wish Were About Me
"A MARVELOUS LOOKING MAN sits at a desk, by himself, holding the phone. In his sixties, he's still as bright, fast and sassy as he was half-a-lifetime ago." That should be me!!
Medieval Scholastic Accolades, Ranked
"This summer the other boys elected me Doctor Inter Aristotelicos Aristotelicissimus."
You're A Tenth-Century Scandinavian Petty King! Why Are You Converting To Christianity?
Reasons include "why not," "bishop has big gold hat," "saw auspicious cloud."
Dante's Inferno, Canto VI
"Call me Pigly," Pigly said.
You're A Religious Older Woman in a Stephen King Novel! What's Going To Happen To You?
Well I can tell you right now that you're going to get at least one very triumphant moment where it looks like you were right after all!!!
Thoughts I Had About My Glasses Fifteen Years Ago Vs. Thoughts I Have About My Glasses Now
You should either have perfect eyesight or terrible eyesight. "Sort of bad but workable" just means you'll never have your glasses when you need them.
Deals With The Devil and Their Outcomes
You might get a commemorative stamp out of it!