Friday Crossword III: Souper Douper
If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
The Stopgap
An Open Letter to the Pine Tree in My Front Yard
“That huge pine tree is awfully close to the house,” he said.
Better Bacon Packaging Options
What we have now is absurd.
The Little Mermaid if it Were Scientifically Accurate
Mucus membrane?
Tuesday Obituary: Leg
This is my matam for the muharram of sitting with my legs crossed when my mum always told me not to.
Bring Back the Word "Fruity"
Why would I not want to be associated with this?
Friday Crossword II: Alias Jack, alias Jackie
If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
Tuesday Obituary: The Iron Sheik
“what wrestling is above all meant to portray is a purely moral concept: that of justice"
Strawberries Are Supposed to Be Small
The rent is too damn high, the weed is too damn strong, and now the strawberries are too damn big.
Tuesday Obituary: Soy Milk
It never claimed to be a shelf-stable milk.