Tuesday Obituary: God
As of writing, no noise has been heard of the grave-diggers, and no Divine Smell has been registered.
The Stopgap
Addendum for Oppenheimer
An afterword of sorts.
Are You Entering Menopause While Simultaneously Your Kid Is Applying To College? A Quiz.
“Want to watch a classic animation from the early aughts?”
Dear Businesslady: How Much Exploitation Is Too Much?
You know, the “living” people talk about making.
There are no Commemorative Stamps in Hell
Choose your own adventure.
Friday Crossword III: Souper Douper
If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
An Open Letter to the Pine Tree in My Front Yard
“That huge pine tree is awfully close to the house,” he said.
Better Bacon Packaging Options
What we have now is absurd.
The Little Mermaid if it Were Scientifically Accurate
Mucus membrane?
Tuesday Obituary: Leg
This is my matam for the muharram of sitting with my legs crossed when my mum always told me not to.