Do You Think The Creator God Is Doing A Good Job, Or Should Be Replaced By A Big Sheep Or A Demiurge?

Previously: Thank you for taking our survey about Pharaoh Djoser.

Do you think that the creator-God who shaped substance out of formless chaos is doing a good job, now that substance has replaced chaos in the world?

A. Meets expectations 

B. Exceeds expectations

C. Did a great job shaping substance out of formless chaos but seems less qualified when it comes to sustaining and upholding all of existence

D. Did a great job shaping substance out of formless chaos, seems less qualified when it comes to sustaining and upholding all of existence, but deserves at least one trial period to attempt to improve, given the learning curve, before replacement is considered

Do you think the creator-God should be replaced now that the created world has come into existence?

A. Yes

B. No

C. Maybe later

D. Should both be replaced and kept as-is

If you answered A or C, what would you like to see the creator-God replaced with?

A. Demiurge

B. A very large sheep or cow

C. The highest "good"/Great Architect

D. Trickster deity/none of the above

If you answered "None of the above", would you like to see the creator-God replaced with any of the following?

A. Someone with a big loom

B. Tiamat

C. Bring back the formless void

D. Strong dragon/culture hero/twins

How should this new deity replace our creator-God?

A. Peaceful transition of power

B. Kill and eat

C. Imprison within a mighty egg

D. Bring forth monsters

How long do you think the struggle between our sinewy creator-God and the sea-swift replacement Demiurge should last?

A. The work of an instant

B. A period between two days and two weeks

C. 10,000 years or 500 generations, whichever comes first

D. The struggle should take place outside of time

And where do you think this struggle should take place?

A. The sea

B. The heavens

C. Very special nearby mountain

D. The place where the first people lived

E. Here is fine

Finally: What would you like to see happen to the creator-God in the event that it/she/he is replaced by a Demiurge or large cow?

A. Bones make mountains, hair is trees, et cetera

B. Sleep under nearby mountain

C. Just dead

D. Bring forth monsters

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