Contemporary "Crowns of Thorns," Ranked

Sorrowful Mysteries :(

1. Playing an Oompa-Loompa in the Willy Wonka movie, revealed by Hugh Grant during press cycle for whatever number the new Paddington movie is

2. Lack of priests, mixed metaphor, reported in the New York Times in 1969

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4. In 1913, having to go to work, also reported in the New York Times

5. Campaign badge from election campaign of Bryan

"This pinback button is a reference to Bryan's speech at the 1896 Democratic National Convention in which he lambasted Eastern elites for supporting the gold standard at the expense of the average worker. The speech is known as the "Cross of Gold" speech. Light wear to surface, else very good condition."

6. Alexander McQueen

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8. Stupid tale of confusion and danger surrounding recovery of initially a facsimile of what is obviously not the actual crown of thorns from Jesus from the Notre Dame in Paris

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9. Invasive starfish youth

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11. 1923 film by Wiene with this promotional image

12. Production issues during Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ (2004)