Advice
Evaluating Claims About The "Teacup Mini Cow"
"Teacup mini cows range from under 36 inches to 48 inches, which can be about the same size as a large dog!" Well, it can be. But is it?
How to Undermine a New Candidate to Your Social Circle Without Looking Cruel
You must be like a chimpanzee in the zoo, who pretends to like a new chimpanzee and offers it fruit when the other chimpanzees are watching. Only when the other chimpanzees are looking at something else can you step on the fruit, spoiling it for everyone.
I Don't Think Anything Is Worth Waiting In Line For But I Don't Want To Seem Stuck-Up Either
I saw a long line of people today, in the hot sun. They were willingly assembled, and of course I do not begrudge them their choice to wait in line, but it baffled me utterly, as if I saw a great crowd of people lining up to be embezzled.
How To Make Kathy Bates Happy If You Happen To Be In "Misery"
All she wants to do is bring you scrambled eggs in bed, tell you that you're the greatest writer in the world, and never to be reminded of her occasional black bouts of memory-obliterating rage! You can do this!
Thoughts I Had About My Glasses Fifteen Years Ago Vs. Thoughts I Have About My Glasses Now
You should either have perfect eyesight or terrible eyesight. "Sort of bad but workable" just means you'll never have your glasses when you need them.
Don't Buy Your Child a Robot Friend
└[∵┌]└[ ∵ ]┘[┐∵]┘