Everyone always sees through the ruse immediately, but he still deploys it with the confidence of Elizabeth Taylor handing some guy her earring in a White Diamonds commercial, saying, "These have always brought me luck."
MONK #1: because whos to say that God might not also dislike it if we were to draw a tower so big it could reach Heaven
MONK #2: gosh thats a good point
he might not like that at all
People have a lot of opinions about what happened between me and my brother Jacob but no one ever wants to talk about how good that mess of pottage looked!
