Tuesday Obituary - The Stopgap

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Oct 29, 2024 Puzzles

I used to be a microbiologist, now I’m regular size.

Jul 30, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

These are the kin of that most blessed spider who, during hijra from Mecca to Medina, saved the life of Muhammad (peace be upon him).

Jul 2, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

Nur sachgerecht verwenden. Nicht wiederaufladbar.

May 28, 2024 Interviews

VPN, genetic fingerprinting, bi-curious, death metal, open carry.

May 21, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

sorkhi-yeh toh az mān, zārd-eh man az toh

Apr 9, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

Nothing was dulcet.

Jan 30, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

Noot, Noot, Nooting on Heaven’s Door

Jan 16, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

Called it

Jan 2, 2024 Tuesday Obituary

Allahumma Salli ‘ala Mohammad wa Ali Mohammad: I am pronto.

Dec 14, 2023 Tuesday Obituary

I’d texted Trevor that morning to let him know that Cohen had left us. His reply read “Good that he didn’t have to see this!”